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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Why I hate Christmas (and why I don’t)




If I could change it, my Christmas would focus on the good things -
“Peace on earth and goodwill to all men” (and women of course)
It’s a time when we suspend our normal lives for a few days. We suspend the strife and stress of everyday life, we try to see the good in people we have little in common with – especially family members.
It’s a winter festival – so we celebrate the joys of winter – good food and drink, real fires, clear frosty nights, the muted colours and clarity of the landscape in winter.
It’s a time for parties, feasts, warmth, love and friendship
We would sing together and laugh together.  
But the rest would have to go:
It would have nothing to do with the birth of Christ. Nobody knows when Christ was born but the least likely date is mid December.  I’d still call it Christmas though because to change the name would offend lots of people I like and respect.
It would not be Pagan either – we don’t need any religious or pseudo-religious excuse to celebrate the turning of the year.
There would be no Christmas shopping. We would give gifts to those we love but not things we had bought.  If I couldn’t make or write or picture something for them I would give them something I already owned.   People would stop spending ridiculous amounts of money giving people STUFF they don’t need.
We would refuse to adopt American ideas of Christmas like SANTA CLAUS, and those horrible Christmas songs like “White Christmas”.
We would do away with all the “Dickensian” rubbish and return to an older more austere form of celebration. Dickens would go back on the Eng Lit bookshelf where he belongs, and all the mawkish Victorian carols would be banned.
We would stop sending Christmas cards to people we scarcely know and wouldn’t recognise in the street.  We would write personal messages to people we like and admire who otherwise we might lose touch with.
We would get rid of everything fake -  fake snow, plastic santas, fake conifers, fake log fires, fake goodwill, false sentiment
People would be fined for wasting electricity on gaudy lighting displays
Bah Humbug! Scrooge was right about the humbug but recognised in the end that the real message of Christmas was a good one.  So why not get rid of the humbug and keep the good stuff?

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